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Idolizing trump is like thinking that stripper actually loves you
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Anonymous 6d

well no, strippers have appealing qualities. trump is a walking hagfish

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Anonymous 6d

Wait… what do you mean strippers don’t love me? They tell me how great I am all the time

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Anonymous 6d

Nah Nastya from Polekatz Chicago Gentlemen's Club literally said I was different than the others

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Anonymous 6d

That’s why we don’t make idols out of anyone but God

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Anonymous 6d

Is that not just most politicians?

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Anonymous 6d

I saw that tweet too 😗

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Anonymous 5d

Goes for any human that’s not Jesus

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Anonymous 6d

Goes for any politician tbf

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Anonymous 5d

As a stripper, I can confirm that this is true

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Anonymous 5d

No it's more like being in love/obsessed with the crackhead that is actively robbing and stabbing you

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Anonymous 6d

But she did though 🥲

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Anonymous 5d

Idolizing anyone is like that

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Anonymous 5d

Sorry you idolize people who have stick up their ass

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Anonymous 5d

Same goes for all politicians idolizing them is weird

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Anonymous 5d

Wowza

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Anonymous 5d

Idolizing any politician or anyone affiliated with politics in an official capacity is like this, equally for all of them.

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Anonymous 4d

Crazy because they both are the same demographic of people

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Anonymous 5d

Quote straight from tiktok… anyways it’s perfect 😍

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Anonymous 5d

Ohh yea you ate with this one 😛

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Anonymous 4d

lol yes insane comments

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Anonymous 5d

Idolizing anyone is actually just not right... I think he runs the country more efficiently than our last president Biden and Obama

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Anonymous 5d

Not insane at all.

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Anonymous 5d

Hating trump is like saying the stripper hates u because she won’t let u get a lap dance for free just because ur black

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Anonymous 5d

TRUMP is the best!!!!!

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 6d

Every single one of them

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 5d

Zip it up and wipe your mouth you little twink

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 5d

Hey buddy we fought wars over twinks, don’t use that shit lightly

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Anonymous 5d

Already did boot licker ✌️

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 5d

I bet your hair is blue you lib, this is why if you mess with people you get pepper sprayed.

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 5d

Christ get a room

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 5d

Get your self a life

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 5d

Wow. Really got me there. God you people make me feel so smart

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 5d

Go drive your 2005 Subaru you broke lib

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 5d

Damn. I’ll give you one more go if you wanna try an insult that doesn’t make you sound like a 60 year old divorced man

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 5d

All the more reason that it’s INSANE

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 5d

Jasmine Crocket? 🥺

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Anonymous replying to -> #27 5d

Politicians = crooks I don’t care who or what side. The government is a cancer that grows worse by the day.

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 5d

But I wanna be a politician… (I wanna change educational policies to make learning and teaching more equitable and enjoyable…)

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Anonymous replying to -> #27 5d

Then be a leader

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Anonymous replying to -> #28 5d

least illiterate conservative ^^

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 5d

I like it when both parties touch kids cause then we can get em both out and install our independent regime of LIBER TEAAAAAA

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 5d

Literally what💀 manifesting illiteracy just because u can’t comprehend a true point is insane work only a liberal is capable of

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 5d

🫡 👩🏾‍💼

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Anonymous replying to -> #29 5d

Please do some research

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Anonymous replying to -> #29 5d

you are wrong

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 5d

Lmk sumn

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Anonymous replying to -> #27 5d

Don’t, a career on politics will bury who you really are and leave behind a husk.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 5d

Um

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 5d

Gods not an idol he’s god

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Anonymous replying to -> #25 5d

Well

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4d

How much money do you throw at them, perchance?

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 4d

Tbf leftists are usually the twinks

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Anonymous replying to -> #23 4d

Yes do some research ass

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 4d

Who graduates high school at the highest rates?

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 4d

Gays mostly vote democrat soooooo…..

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Anonymous replying to -> #35 4d

I know who it’s not

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Anonymous replying to -> #28 4d

😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 4d

But can god drop it low and pick a hunnid up with his divine asscheeks?

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Anonymous replying to -> #36 4d

If any of the abrahamic texts are an accurate account of Gods nature, then yeah he definitely could

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