Jewish on Yik Yak | Antisemites: “The Talmud is full of Jew EVIL PLANS to take over the world and subjugate the white race!” The Talmud: “If Rabbi Yishmael’s dick is the size of nine kav, and Rabbi Yohanan’s dick is the size of five kav (some say only three)…”

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Antisemites: “The Talmud is full of Jew EVIL PLANS to take over the world and subjugate the white race!” The Talmud: “If Rabbi Yishmael’s dick is the size of nine kav, and Rabbi Yohanan’s dick is the size of five kav (some say only three)…”

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Anonymous 4d

There’s literally a section of Talmud about farting like 😭😭😭

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Anonymous 3d

i love the part about whether peeing out a window violates shabbat bc it is technically transporting something across a boundary

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Anonymous

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also if it is kosher to hitch your wagon to a goat and a fish and have them both pull

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