He might be holding pizza but it’s literally security’s job to make sure he also isn’t a violent murderer

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Because as everybody knows, if they have a pizza, they can’t do anything violent

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Do you forget what just happened today? And my synagogue does have security, who typically keep a pretty close eye on everything, especially when there’s nothing scheduled.

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Maybe your synagogue needs better security. I’m personally super grateful for security guards taking their jobs so seriously when most aren’t even Jewish themselves

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Have you been to a synagogue?

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The way you’re writing sounds like you haven’t been to one

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Not all Jewish people have actually been to synagogue…

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