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I have generational trauma and guilt but no IBS or stoner
Guilt?
Jewish guilt like when your mom calls you out for not being able to come to a Shabbat dinner
I’m jealous of your well tempered bowels 😡😡😡
Oh I can eat most things. Besides for my very hyper specific allergies
I’m one milligram of lactose away from being a certified bio weapon at all times.
I’m allergic to the seasons changing and mint so- good trade off I guess?