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The Gender Envy
Wait omg I feel like I’ve seen him before! Who is he? What group is he part of?
The Pretty Men!
ATEEZ! To the left is Seonghwa, to the right is Yeosang, my man don’t look at him (I’m just kidding he’s meant to be collectively admired)
I KNEW IT WAS ATEEZ! Why did i not figure that out 😩😩😩
Nah don’t worry! That was me first getting into ATEEZ!
Scratch my idea, this is definitely what this duo should be called because what the hell you two stop giving me gender envy!
Sort of know what they look like based on their gorilla era? But then again I’m not sure, only from edits.
I YEARN for their gender😫
Sir just a morsel of your gender I beg 🙏🏼
You’re saying you want to tell them apart?
Yes 😭 I was only able to tell apart BTS, TXT and BlackPink. I try 😭
Ok sit back, relax, and enjoy the show
Huh
King Hongjoong: Smol Captain (Shortest of the group) and King of Evil Smiles, decent sized eyes
I meant I’m going to go on a spiel on how to recognize ATEEZ 😅
Park Seonghwa: Full lips, somewhat intimidating gaze, third tallest
Jeong Yunho: Tallest, not to be confused with Jongho, big eyes
Kang Yeosang: Very pretty, fairy like, and I WILL be summoned if he is mentioned
Choi San: Small eyes, dimples, sharp cheekbones
Song Mingi: Also tall, deep voice, full lips, usually in a trench coat
Jung Wooyoung: Soft eyes, big smile, loud af please protect your eardrums
Choi Jongho: Vocal king, not to be confused with Yunho, I call him the most youthful looking, usually the most covered up of the group
Literally like…save some gender for the rest of us???
YUP!!!
You know I didn’t expect this to turn into class led by yeochopsticks but I’m very happy about this development!! 😂❤️