I can’t stand hookup sentiment and have been *crystal clear* that I do not partake. Of course, no guy can ever read. I also don’t leave my house. So. I’ll just be dying alone 😂

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I mean I am the boyfriend I have a girlfriend. But we just got fucking lucky and met while stargazing like a goddamn romcom (I love her)

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I make friends and then look into them big brown autistic eyes and think fuck im in love with them and then one that im like “uh.. hey um i think i have romantic feelings for you.” And they tell me they know and theyve been flirting with me for months and we start dating #this has happened twice in a row help im a little oblivious

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