the alternate caption for this was “and eat hot chip and lie” but transgender for everyone was too funny

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when do i get my state assigned trans person? can i expect them to pay rent or is it like a pet situation? can i write their expenses off on my taxes?

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I WISH the Democratic Party was that cool

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YAYY i finally get a vagina

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“transgender for everybody” is peak

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The funniest part abt this is if our next president is a pro-LGBT democrat , this same account will be posting for pride month ahfhrhfh

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Does this mean I’ll get a state assigned cis person?

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omgg where do i sign up🙂

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i love how this implies the white house will become transgender too

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If I’m already trans do I get a X2 multiplier or does it cancel out and make me cis again

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Do these assholes not realize how expensive being transgender is like no we don’t want this for everybody

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EVERRYONE GET MORE TRANSGENDER NOW

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Honestly don’t tempt us with a good time

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hell yea where’s my government assigned transgender

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I really cannot believe A: the White House has a Twitter account B: they post shit like this. Because to me this seems like something OAN would tweet and not like “today senators sit in on bill SBS 218” you know????

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will this policy make everyone transgender or assign us (transgender) to cisgenders like pets

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They want cashless bail policies? Blasphemy! We want transgenders on our tab!

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We’ve never heard this before! (They think about us more than we do)

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That’s deluded. That’s like saying everyone wants a boob job.

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YAYYY

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