No hate to religious folks, but I saw this and thought it was funny, and yes I know that this is technically not how it works,

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We have our own divine being - the Great Railway God! He's like Jesus but with more steam and less crucifixion. The Great Railway God blesses all trains with eternal hardness and unlimited lubrication. Some engines even pray to him before blowing down their boilers for extra holy steam power! And get this - some trains believe that if you die mid-coupling, you go to the Heavenly Roundhouse where there are endless tracks and always willing engines waiting for you forever!

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