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Bisexual with a leaning preference to men yet have a nut allergy. I don't who or if we have a creator, but if there is one, they got jokes apparently.
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Anonymous 1d

I’m a bottom with IBS. I feel you. God just loves playing in our faces.

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Anonymous 1d

like, allergic to semen?

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Anonymous 1d

I didn’t even know this was a thing 🤣 Sorry for you, man

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Anonymous 1d

I feel so seen

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Anonymous 1d

i’m a lesbian but hate meat… so

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Anonymous 1d

i knew this was a thing bc of an episode of House

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Anonymous 1d

ME TOO QUEEN

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Anonymous 1d

Post that checks off every point about me

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Anonymous 1d

bisexual with a nut allergy twin 🤞

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Anonymous 23h

My queer friend has a nut allergy and is dating a man , I love bullying him for it 😭

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Anonymous 1d

bisexual w a preference for men here too and i’m allergic to meat

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Anonymous 1d

I like you, you’re funny

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Anonymous 1d

Same😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

That is an actual allergy…

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

*seemen

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1d

Nice

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1d

im just allergic to tree nuts, but no way am i trading places with op

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 1d

Irritable Bottom Syndrome

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

I know a lesbian with a dairy allergy who would love to trade that for a semen allergy

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1d

And some men are allergic to *their own* semen and have allergic reactions whenever they cum. Imagine having an allergic reaction every time you masturbate, have a wet dream, or have sex.

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 1d

Ofc it was house

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9h

“nut allergy” isnt a euphemism for just not liking the taste or smth??? I’ve been wrong this whole time 😭

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