Oh, no! I donโt know if Iโll be able to make it. :(
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Anonymous14w
I love the internet :)
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Anonymous14w
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Anonymous14w
man i donโt think me and or my brother (jersey mike) will be able to make it :(
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Anonymous14w
Oh no guys I donโt think Iโll make it, my grandpa is dying (he actually is tho)
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Anonymous14w
registered my good friends Hillary Clinton and Obama. donโt think they can make it anymore ๐
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Anonymous14w
I will be supporting my Army brothers but I donโt give an F about Trumps birthday. Itโs not what the parade is supposed to be about
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Anonymous14w
shoot it looks like i need to be the officiant at my dogโs wedding :/
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Anonymous14w
is it free to do that? i ainโt paying money to that bitch but if itโs free im telling all my friends and family immediately
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Anonymous14w
cranjis mcbasketball will NOT be in attendance
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Anonymous14w
Tickets reserved!! Too bad I think Iโll be out of the country on that day
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Anonymous14w
we did this last time as it was devastating, hope they never learn
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Anonymous14w
Itโs been done (I put a common name so I canโt be weeded out as fake immediately)
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Anonymous14w
Aw drats, Cumming Onface and his friend Pussing can't make it
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Anonymous14w
Got my seat!! Unfortunately i cant make it tho i got court
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Anonymous14w
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Anonymous14w
This is a great idea but I'm sure he'll use it to claim that 30 million people or whatever were there, even if it's clearly empty
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Anonymous14w
My cousin and I both applied two tickets each.
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Anonymous14w
Do I have to put in a real phone number and email?
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Anonymous14w
So someone thinks theyโre sly by using 867-5309 in like every area code
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Anonymous14w
Oh no
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Anonymous14w
unfortunately i dont think ea nasir and his opp will be attending
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Anonymous#314w
Oh I love your name
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Anonymous#514w
Iโm sorry to hear that and wish you and your family the best
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Anonymous#614w
Thank you so much
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Anonymous#814w
yikyak isnโt letting me post my picture but i reserved two tickets under the names jimmy john and jersey mike
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Anonymous#914w
omg lmfao it is free
i put in fake but believable names and numbers and also my high school ocps email that is long deactivated plus one of my many burners
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Anonymous#814w
i love you
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Anonymous#1014w
Obama would be the first to go to a military parade lmaoโฆ.
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Anonymous#714w
Real support the troops they sacrifice everything for us!
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Anonymous#714w
worst part is the parade isnt for army members or veterans, its for the anniversary of the establishment of the military 250 years ago
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Anonymous#314w
Penis Balls and his partner Big Balls are NOT coming
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Anonymous#2014w
Or 300 million or whatever insane number he can find
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Anonymousmother_russia14w
I put random numbers and letters and for the email end it w @yahoo.com bcus who tf uses yahoo
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Anonymousmother_russia14w
There are a bunch of fake numbers thatโll work. Emails I just used a couple of my five billion burners
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Anonymous#1714w
Okay thanks yโall!
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Anonymous#1714w
emails can be literally anything, i got away with using this. numbers have to be the right amount of digits only i think and not repeated
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Anonymous#2014w
he can claim all he wants, doesnโt make it true
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AnonymousOP14w
Okay thank you!
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AnonymousOP14w
i used my long-deactivated school email from high school. that shit doesnโt exist anymore. i also have a bunch of burner emails and deadass used my old high school student id number as my โphone numberโ (i donโt think the first three digits are even a valid area code)
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Anonymous#1714w
iโm loving these names
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Anonymous#714w
support them at a different event, this one dgaf about them
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Anonymousmother_russia14w
i put the doge email lmao
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Anonymous#914w
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Anonymous#1914w
omg thatโs so funny
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Anonymous#1914w
LMAO
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Anonymous#914w
canโt believe they took theromanempire.gg as a real website
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Anonymous#514w
Yall making a bunch of different ones is helping me be less sad ๐ฅน๐๐ผ
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Anonymous#2014w
Billสธuns and billสธuns and billสธuns!!
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Anonymous#2014w
heโs going to do that anyway lmao
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Anonymous#114w
Love this but Trump has no problem bragging about numbers regardless of actual turnout. He will just be like "We had millions and millions of people RSVP, it was the biggest event ever"