Minecraft on Yik Yak | I just saw the same villager: 1.) fuck someone and have a have a baby 2.) fuck someone else 3.) fuck a third guy and have another baby All in the span of one minute IN THE VILLAGE CENTER?? You whore??

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I just saw the same villager: 1.) fuck someone and have a have a baby 2.) fuck someone else 3.) fuck a third guy and have another baby All in the span of one minute IN THE VILLAGE CENTER?? You whore??

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Anonymous 7w

How many beds did you put down? Are you pimping out this poor man

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Anonymous 7w

i had two villagers fighting for the librarian job and every time i broke the block, they would look into each others eyes then one of them would take the job. repeat

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Anonymous 7w

ra-ra-rasputin, minecraft’s greatest [HMMMM] machine

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Anonymous 7w

they must have had so much bread

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Anonymous 7w

How did they fuck the second time without having baby? I didn’t know villagers had protection

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Anonymous 7w

Something was in the bread

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Anonymous

#2 7w

Minecraft capitalism

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Anonymous

#5 7w

This made me lol at work, how dare you

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Anonymous

#1 7w

No like I was just exploring and I happened across this village and then witnessed the orgy. I didn’t even know villagers could just decide to breed spontaneously without being fed???

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Anonymous

#6 7w

The hearts showed up for a little bit but then the villager just walked away. Must have been some pretty horrible wiener ig

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Anonymous

OP 7w

Iirc, the farmers will harvest the crops and give them out at the socializing time to feed each other

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