No offense but if you thought 2001 was the “slowest movie ever” and you have Coyote vs Acme and the Ninjago movie in your favorites, your brain might just be cooked. Do yourself a favor and watch a movie that isn’t hyper/kinetic once everh two weeks or so
I haven't even seen 2001 yet but I guarantee there's slower-paced movies out there, have you ever tried to get through all of the excruciatingly slow eighty-three minutes of The Woman in the Fifth