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BECAUSE I NEED MONEY?? job applications are so fucking ridiculous just ask me if i meet the qualifications it’s a goddamn smoothie place
395 upvotes, 16 comments. Yik Yak image post by Anonymous in Neurodivergent. "BECAUSE I NEED MONEY?? job applications are so fucking ridiculous just ask me if i meet the qualifications it’s a goddamn smoothie place"
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Anonymous 15w

As a (year) I am eager to leverage my background in (field name) while applying the skills I have obtained through my course work and previous work experience to be a successful (role name) with (organization name). I look forward to discussing my resume and passion for (topic) further with you. [this was not ai generated just adhd generated]

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Anonymous 15w

“Why do you want a job?” “Why do you want to work here?” “What’re your goals for this job?” I JUST WANT MONEY FFS

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Anonymous 15w

my fav question is the “tell us about a time you experienced/engaged in conflict at work, and detail how you solved it” like ummm. what does that have to do with me working here? do you already predict i’m going to have conflict with y’all and you want to see if you can walk all over me first? hell no. it’s always a huge red flag that that company is not going to treat me respectfully from the get go

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Anonymous 15w

That’s more for someone who currently has a job, and they wanna know why; not for “early career” folks like us

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Anonymous 15w

Because I love to feed into the capitalist machine ❤️❤️❤️

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Anonymous 15w

I’m told that the reason why they asked this question is because they’re looking for people who have a motivation to do the job beyond earning money. Because of the belief that somebody has a motivation beyond earning money is more likely to do a good job instead of being lazy or quitting after a short amount of time.

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Anonymous 15w

Amazon asked me why I wanted to drive for them I was like bro nobody wants to drive for you I have to pay rent

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Anonymous 15w

“How do you think your skills ca ln benefit the team?” Girl, calm down, this is a McDonald’s application

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Anonymous replying to -> red_car_laf 15w

Yes, this is a question to figure out whether you want to move up in the world/make more $ than before (looks good), want to change fields (looks good), are moving and need a new job in a new place (looks good/neutral), were fired (looks bad), and/or complain a lot about the current/old job in a way that implies you may have been difficult to work with (looks bad).

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 15w

I get it, but literally everyone applying to the job is doing it because they want money. The reason they ask these questions is to figure out why to hire you over allll the other applicants who also want money, plus those who have a similar level of qualification

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 15w

i mean i usually see that one as assessing problem solving skills. not an indication that they expect (more than a normal/spontaneous amount of) problems. like i usually put when the whole POS system went down, or dealing with a difficult customer, or something like that.

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 15w

i’ve been asked that question a lot for both applications and interviews, and typically if i try to talk about problems/issues experienced at work that do not directly have anything to do with a coworker, customer, or member of management, it isn’t what they’re looking for. i do understand asking for problem solving purposes, but nowadays i feel it’s asked as a way to assess if you’ll let management or customers walk on you without resistance.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 15w

It just seems like a useless question to ask especially for a part time position or for place that already has a lot of turnover since it’s not seen as something anyone would want as permanent career (retail, food service, etc.)

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 15w

i'm not gonna quit if my motivation is paying my rent wtf 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 15w

I don’t think anyone works for places like Burger King outside of “I need money so I can by groceries and pay for rent”

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 15w

*for any other reason outside of

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