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Kinda missed the boat on how easy it is to get away with crime as a kid. Like I could’ve just set a dumpster on fire & just had to see a therapist about it & do community service or something. And I think they’d’ve started trying to fix me sooner, too.
#begaydocrime#humor
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Anonymous 1w

Ik this is a joke but like. I think about this a lot sometimes. Like I was so hard on myself from such a young age trying to be perfect, so much that it’s had severe consequences on my current quality of life, and then I turned 18 and none of it mattered.

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Anonymous 1w

Yeahhhhhhhhhh 😂😂😂 before I turned 18 I did everything illegal I wanted to

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

I realized this at about 14 and started crashing out lmaooo

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

Took me until I was 21 :/

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

Lmfaoo same

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6d

What’s the worst thing you did

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 6d

ketamine , Vicodin or breaking into mostly abandoned buildings

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 6d

OMG Dr. House?!

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