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i want a child so bad but i do not want a partner so im going to asexually reproduce and an offspring is going to pop out of my forehead like zeus
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Anonymous 7w

Hahah my name is Athena

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Anonymous 7w

Sperm banks can be an excellent option for women who want a kid without the sex… of course, that assumes that you are a woman

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Anonymous 7w

why do you want a child?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 7w

need someone to smoke a pack with

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 7w

If they’re not, adoption is also a great option.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

people rlly hate to see you be funny huh

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

why is this downvoted sm it made me laugh out loud 😭 i understand you

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 7w

gonna be honest if you do like 10 minutes of research about sperm banks you will find out it is a wildly unethical industry… adoption has its faults but it is still 10x better than sperm banks

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 7w

i literally woke up to it at -8 and i was like 🤷 good forbid a girl be funny !!!!!!!

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