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slenderman is the ideal boyfriend. tall, doesn’t talk to me, stays out of my way, will never overstimulate me, and probably does the dishes too

Anonymous 35w

Tbh isn’t overstimulation how he kills all his victims?

Anonymous 34w

Too bad his one red flag involves kids

Anonymous

#1 35w

ideally he would like me enough to not kill me, maybe even enough to be my boyfriend. i think im special

Anonymous

OP 35w

Built different

Anonymous

#3 34w

Yeah that puts a dent in things, huh.

Anonymous

#3 34w

there’s many different sources of his myth and almost all don’t involve kids! and the few that do just involve killing them, which is probably the best outcome of all the options tbh