Hey, only 3 choices is lucky. My choices: Heart attack, gas, food poisoning (gotta love cafeterias that don’t care about food safety but are isolated enough to be the only choice ☠️), norovirus, post nasal drip, period cramps (while “suppressing” the periods but still getting them), anxiety, and finally, run of the mill stress from taking 20 units a semester and holding a part time on campus job.

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