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i havent shit since charlie kirk died cause im afraid he’ll watch me do it
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Anonymous 1w

I’m crying what

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

They havent shit since charlie kirk died because they fear his spirit will haunt them during their bowel movement. Hope this helps!

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

I don’t think I understand do you think you can elaborate?

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

Certainly. After the assassination death of Charlie Kirk, the original poster has fear that now that his spirit is free from mortal toils and his fleshly constraints, that he will in ghost form spectate the original poster in haunting fashion as they defecate. This fear has prevented any such bodily function from occurring.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

Ah okay I think I understand now!

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