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“Go to hell”= unoriginal, boring “I hope you touch wool or a microfiber cloth right after you cut your nails”= vomit-inducing, realistic, can happen to anyone if they’re not careful
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Anonymous 1w

Saving this to the memory bank

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Anonymous 1w

i actually don't care for microfiber but i HAAAATE sherpa

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Anonymous 1w

You can also force them to breathe manually, blink manually, and remind them that they can feel their tongue right now

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Anonymous 1w

I like saying “I hope you shit yourself blind” it makes me giggle

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Anonymous 1w

Can’t happen to me as I always keep gel-x on

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Anonymous 1w

Long nails on dry wall 🤢

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Anonymous 1w

Bought this a few years ago. Probably as big a QOL lifechanger as going to college I am barely even kidding

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Anonymous 1w

I like the feeling tho 🥹

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1w

I hate this comment for doing all these things to me as a reader

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

Sherpa will always be my #1 enemy esp back when I had guinea pigs bc their hay would be all over the house and everything with Sherpa on it would get hay embedded in it permanently it was hell

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