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“Go to hell”= unoriginal, boring “I hope you touch wool or a microfiber cloth right after you cut your nails”= vomit-inducing, realistic, can happen to anyone if they’re not careful
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Anonymous 11h

Saving this to the memory bank

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Anonymous 8h

i actually don't care for microfiber but i HAAAATE sherpa

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Anonymous 6h

You can also force them to breathe manually, blink manually, and remind them that they can feel their tongue right now

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Anonymous 8h

Can’t happen to me as I always keep gel-x on

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Anonymous 4h

I like saying “I hope you shit yourself blind” it makes me giggle

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