“Go to hell”= unoriginal, boring
“I hope you touch wool or a microfiber cloth right after you cut your nails”= vomit-inducing, realistic, can happen to anyone if they’re not careful
i actually don't care for microfiber but i HAAAATE sherpa
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Anonymous1w
You can also force them to breathe manually, blink manually, and remind them that they can feel their tongue right now
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Anonymous1w
I like saying “I hope you shit yourself blind” it makes me giggle
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Anonymous1w
Can’t happen to me as I always keep gel-x on
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Anonymous1w
Long nails on dry wall 🤢
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Anonymous1w
Bought this a few years ago. Probably as big a QOL lifechanger as going to college I am barely even kidding
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Anonymous1w
I like the feeling tho 🥹
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Anonymous#41w
I hate this comment for doing all these things to me as a reader
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Anonymous#21w
Sherpa will always be my #1 enemy esp back when I had guinea pigs bc their hay would be all over the house and everything with Sherpa on it would get hay embedded in it permanently it was hell