I’m a bottom if that helps

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This sounds like it would be a funny prank call for a friend

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crack please!

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Can i get a cool sedimentary rock?

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non-foliated metamorphic

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Magnetic if you can pls

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pretty purple ones please

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Do you have any phosphate?

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the bottom kind

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Um…. One to let me pay my loans off? Preferably but any will do

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Rocco from Elmo

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Idk man, something expensive so I don’t have to worry about

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Diamond

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Shiny ones please

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I want abalone or Tito’s

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I’m there too we should throw a party

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As a geology major this is fantastic

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Salt rocks

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Partial to opals but in this pedo-trickle down-bootlicker economy I gotta ask for at least ruby or better unless the opal is quite exotic and exquisite. Americas at rock bottom and deserves to be.

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Alexandrite because it’s expensive

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Shiny pretty ones

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The rocks on the bottom

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