*Existing* “Oops that was a close one.”

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real but instead of i almost died, i say any minor inconvenience is the world telling me i should be dead. or the person w me in that scenario wants me to die the most painful death bc of something like they’re not feeling ice cream rn. rereading this ik i put it in this dark, twisted way but just genuinely being silly w those who aren’t gonna boo me for my awful jokes

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*Thinking there’s an extra step when going upstairs and it’s dark*

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This is so me

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