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warning: drinking is NOT the cheat code to not looking autistic. you will remember everything in the morning ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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Anonymous 21h

This one time at a function I was almost blackout drunk and I proceeded to hit on like 10 girls. I genuinely went 7 for 10 and the other 3 said I was too young for them, being that drunk however I didnโ€™t even care about the girls I was deadass just treating it like it was a video game ๐Ÿ˜ญ theyโ€™d pull out their phone trying to exchange info but I was gone repeating the exact same sentence and I repeated this 7 times ๐Ÿ˜ญ genuinely was so glad this func was just a random place my friend found

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Anonymous 21h

Drinking and weed, howeverโ€ฆ

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Anonymous 21h

Thanks for this warning Iโ€™ll stay sober

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Anonymous 19h

No and I do every single timeโ€ฆitโ€™s been 3 years since this one incident in particular happened and I still think about it regularlyโ€ฆI cringe

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Anonymous 17h

Even if it was Iโ€™d rather be an autistic freak with a healthy liver

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Anonymous 15h

Thanks for the warning

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Anonymous 12h

this is my problem even when i'm super drunk im also super aware, its easier to talk to people and go up to them but then im also thinking about how i look to them and lowk spiral ๐Ÿฅฒ

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Anonymous 15h

Worse when itโ€™s been recorded ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฌ watched it back and I was NOT it

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Anonymous 23h

True

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 21h

Yeah lol I met my gf when I was plastered and the bar closed and I was obsessed with walking her home safe cause her friends left her

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 21h

I donโ€™t even do embarrassing stuff when hammered (excluding the function I just described) I just end up doing stuff that isnโ€™t the same person as sober me. I just get really outgoing and social when Iโ€™m literally the exact opposite sober.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 21h

You became a video game NPC that only has 2 lines and repeats them every time a person walks close enough LOL

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 20h

thatโ€™s so real ๐Ÿ˜ญ i think i lose the ability to mask when iโ€™m drunk bc i completely embarrassed myself flirting with this guy last night LMAO

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 20h

Awww you should text him he probably thought it was cute

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 20h

i did ahahaa a lot. bc iโ€™m not nonchalant ๐Ÿซ 

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 20h

0/10 experience Iโ€™m sorry they just cancel each other out

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 19h

weed and alc interact differently for different ppl. Some people they cancel out, some people get really anxious, some people enjoy it. For me i just feel high and drunk at the same time and need a little less of each substance.

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 19h

I agree and it sucks bcs Iโ€™d always wanted to get crossed lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 18h

Mmm yeah that does suck,, unfortunate

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10h

Omfg thatโ€™s such a cute first meet!!! Ah youโ€™re gf is so lucky. I met mine while playing pool at a bar and he said I was playing at HIS tableโ€ฆneedless to say I beat him many times and the rest has been history ๐Ÿฅฐ

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