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would you rather never have to go to the bathroom, shower, eat, or brush your teeth ever again (no adverse health effects)
#poll
bathroom
shower
eat
brush teeth
87 votes
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Anonymous 1d

no downside at all to any of these. like u wont smell either

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Anonymous 21h

Brushing my teeth feels like the only chore on this list and you can do so and still get cavities. I love food and showering. I’ve never felt more accomplished than after taking a huge dump and I take restroom breaks to reset mentally sometimes at work

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Anonymous 16h

You know how much money I’d save not eating ?

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Anonymous 21h

i like the feeling of water but showering is so overstimulating and usually wipes me out :(

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Anonymous 21h

Eat cause I forget to eat all the time, hate grocery shopping, eating is just such a chore. If I’m not eating I don’t have food rotting my teeth so that’s kinda taken care of too

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Anonymous 1d

I’d take all of them if I could

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Anonymous 9h

i have celiac disease and colitis so i want to say bathroom but i also hate brushing my teeth 😭 and eating with celiac is so limiting in certain situations… all of the above i guess

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 21h

Damn I didn’t even think about the fact that not having to eat would save so much money 🤑

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