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pinkowl

People lose their minds about kids hearing innapropriate songs but I was singing “sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me” when I was 7 and thinking that Rihanna was passionate about medieval era combat.
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Anonymous 10w

I THOUGHT SHE WAS SAYING SHES DANCING WITH EXCITEMENT AND NOT CHAINS AND WHIPS EXCITE HER HELPSBFDBDGDJBDND

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Anonymous 10w

Rhianna was so real for that honestly. I prefer ropes over chains though cause chains can pinch your skin.

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Anonymous 10w

I just thought that she liked chains, like the physical chains ⛓️ because to little me they seemed cool

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Anonymous 10w

Apparently my favorite song to sing in kindergarten was disco stick… they will survive

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Anonymous 10w

same😭but those songs had a lot more innuendoes rather than a lot of songs now where they use way more vulgar language like cardi b, megan, glorilla, ice spice etc and male rappers too.

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Anonymous 10w

didn’t the weeknd win a kids choice award a few years ago for “can’t feel my face”? that song is about doing coke lmfaoo

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Anonymous 10w

Lmao this is facts when i was in kindergarten i sang britney spears songs a lot and got in trouble but i didnt know wtf she was saying 😭😭😭

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Anonymous 10w

I really liked Brittny’s 3 and circus ya know…the songs about threesomes and exhibitionism/domination…and I can confidently say those have had NOOOO bearing on ANYTHING on my life whatsoever……..

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Anonymous 10w

Don’t forget such classics such as ring around the Rosie, or London bridge is falling down. Such *lighthearted* songs so willing spread to the youth.

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Anonymous 10w

Me singing the spiciest lirics when I was young just vibing to it and not understanding a single word because I didn’t speak English back then 😂

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Anonymous 10w

“SEX IN THE AIR I LOVE THE SMELL OF IT” I literally never understood what she was saying and would just hum that part. Had access to google, but not brain cells😔

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Anonymous 10w

I’m terrible at understanding lyrics so I thought it was “changing with excitement” as a child

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Anonymous 10w

Make innuendos great again.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

I’m not even a masochist now, I just thought it was a battle song 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> pinkowl 10w

Lmao understandable😭 I honestly never even thought about what it might mean as a kid tbh. I only started thinking about lyrics like that after I got older.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 10w

I mean… she’s probably doing both in a way😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

LMAO

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

The chains pinching is kinda the point.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 10w

Fair enough lmao. Definitely not my preferred kind of pain though lol.

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Anonymous replying to -> jakeperalta 10w

oh Jesus😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 10w

Well I was today years old.

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Anonymous replying to -> pinkowl 10w

dw I didn’t know that what it was about at first either

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 10w

Facts i loved britney spears when i was a kid and it didnt do a mf thing to me except make me confused when my kindergarten teacher would put me in timeout for singing her shit

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 10w

Well tbf he does anthropomorphize coke into a “she” so that makes less sense on a superficial kid listening level

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 10w

Reall and my parents would play any song too bc they aint know either 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 10w

Ay The vibe is what matters 😂😂

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