People lose their minds about kids hearing innapropriate songs but I was singing “sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me” when I was 7 and thinking that Rihanna was passionate about medieval era combat.
I THOUGHT SHE WAS SAYING SHES DANCING WITH EXCITEMENT AND NOT CHAINS AND WHIPS EXCITE HER HELPSBFDBDGDJBDND
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Anonymous17w
Rhianna was so real for that honestly. I prefer ropes over chains though cause chains can pinch your skin.
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Anonymous17w
I just thought that she liked chains, like the physical chains ⛓️ because to little me they seemed cool
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Anonymous17w
Apparently my favorite song to sing in kindergarten was disco stick… they will survive
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Anonymous17w
same😭but those songs had a lot more innuendoes rather than a lot of songs now where they use way more vulgar language like cardi b, megan, glorilla, ice spice etc and male rappers too.
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Anonymous17w
didn’t the weeknd win a kids choice award a few years ago for “can’t feel my face”? that song is about doing coke lmfaoo
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Anonymous17w
Lmao this is facts when i was in kindergarten i sang britney spears songs a lot and got in trouble but i didnt know wtf she was saying 😭😭😭
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Anonymous17w
I really liked Brittny’s 3 and circus ya know…the songs about threesomes and exhibitionism/domination…and I can confidently say those have had NOOOO bearing on ANYTHING on my life whatsoever……..
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Anonymous17w
Don’t forget such classics such as ring around the Rosie, or London bridge is falling down. Such *lighthearted* songs so willing spread to the youth.
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Anonymous17w
Me singing the spiciest lirics when I was young just vibing to it and not understanding a single word because I didn’t speak English back then 😂
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Anonymous17w
“SEX IN THE AIR I LOVE THE SMELL OF IT” I literally never understood what she was saying and would just hum that part. Had access to google, but not brain cells😔
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Anonymous17w
I’m terrible at understanding lyrics so I thought it was “changing with excitement” as a child
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Anonymous17w
Make innuendos great again.
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Anonymous#117w
I’m not even a masochist now, I just thought it was a battle song 😭
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Anonymouspinkowl17w
Lmao understandable😭 I honestly never even thought about what it might mean as a kid tbh. I only started thinking about lyrics like that after I got older.
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Anonymous#217w
I mean… she’s probably doing both in a way😭
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Anonymous#117w
LMAO
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Anonymous#117w
The chains pinching is kinda the point.
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Anonymous#317w
Fair enough lmao. Definitely not my preferred kind of pain though lol.
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Anonymousjakeperalta17w
oh Jesus😭
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Anonymous#617w
Well I was today years old.
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Anonymouspinkowl17w
dw I didn’t know that what it was about at first either
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Anonymous#1017w
Facts i loved britney spears when i was a kid and it didnt do a mf thing to me except make me confused when my kindergarten teacher would put me in timeout for singing her shit
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Anonymous#617w
Well tbf he does anthropomorphize coke into a “she” so that makes less sense on a superficial kid listening level
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Anonymous#1117w
Reall and my parents would play any song too bc they aint know either 😭