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To autistic urge to burn down the house because despite every time we have ordered pizza in my 24 years of life I have stated I hate extra sauce and can’t stand sausage on pizza my family continuously exclusively ordered sausage and extra sauce pizzas
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Anonymous 1d

Y’all I’m not even a picky eater. I like sausage, just not on pizza. I love marinara. Just not buckets of it on my pizza so it’s the only thing I taste Like please tell me I’m not crazy or ungrateful my family just genuinely doesn’t care enough about me to remember basic shit right? (You can do half pizza toppings they could’ve done that and still shared the pizza which is what I normally do with my partner and they dip the pizza slice in extra sauce anyway why do we need it on the pizza too)

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Anonymous 1d

This isn’t helpful because it’s your family ordering them, but I used to work at a pizza place and if you ask (and they’re not mean) they can totally do just half the pizza w/ light sauce, or even a quarter. So they could so easily order food that works for all of you :( You’re not crazy/ungrateful, it’s weird that they’re so against such a simple thing that doesn’t affect them (it’s actually cheaper to get half the pizza w/ one less topping!)

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Anonymous 1d

Yo. I’m just saying, I am a pizza FIEND, and will pretty much eat any kinda pizza. I’m even a fan of extra pineapple. But extra sauce is gross and legit the fastest way to legitimately ruin a pizza. If you make pizza at home and are like “why does my pizza taste gross” 99.99% chance you’re just using too much sauce, less is so soo much more. Sausage is passible, but frankly better if part of a meat lovers.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 22h

Fr. I like pineapple on pizza too. Literally the only three things I’m against on pizza is extra sauce, sausage, and bacon. Idk why sausage ruins it for me but it does. 2/3 of my pizza no nos on one pizza is a bit absurd 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 22h

I fail to see why they couldn’t do half sausage and half something else for me bc literally I’m not even picky about pizza toppings except those three things. At least she remembered I don’t like bacon on pizza? A win is a win?

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