You know what I just realized? Quarterbacks will have their hands in their 300 pound lineman’s sweaty gooch for a full hour once a week and then proceed to do this between every snap
We watch a sport where an insanely rich quarterback has his hands in the asshole, gooch, and ballsack of his center everyone spanking each other, waving their dicks around in locker room. And some of us are really worried about a boy cheerleader? wack af