Tommy Devito: Works at a pizza place on the boardwalk in Jersey

5

Russell Wilson: Director of the youth outreach program at the local Baptist church

4

Jaxson Dart: Works at either a TopGolf or a surf shop next door to Tommy’s pizza place

3

Brian Daboll: waffle house cook

3

Jameis Winston: Bartender at your regular bar and the absolute best kind of bartender, knows your order by heart and never makes you wait

1

Cam Skattebo: Farmer, will DEMOLISH you in a case race

1

Theo Johnson: Subway employee

1

Thomas Fidone II: Actor who plays a high school bully in a teenage coming-of-age movie from the 80s

1

Malik Nabers: Soundcloud rapper and motivational speaker

1

Darius Slayton: trainer at a local gym who talks about crossfit too much

1

Wan’dale Robinson: still in 8th grade

1

Andrew Thomas: Construction worker, one of those guys in a lime vest who holds the SLOW signs to direct traffic

1

John Michael Schmitz: Middle school history teacher

1

Brian Burns: security guard/usher at a heavy metal concert, will jump in the crowd and kick the shit out of you if necessary

1

Deonte Banks: that one super senior at your high school who is constantly in the bathroom selling carts to freshmen

1

Dru Phillips: kickboxing instructor

1

Dexter Lawrence: runs a barbecue food truck, makes the best food you’ve ever had while drunk at 2am

1

Graham Gano and Jamie Gillan: Bassist and drummer respectively in a local band

1

Mike Kafka: police officer

1

Shane Bowen: prosecutor

1

Saquon Barkley: one of the apostles, specifically the one that kissed Jesus

1