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You’ll see a stat sheet say an eagles player had 150 yards and 2 touchdowns and initially you’ll think “oh must nice to have Saquon back in good form” but nope. Shitass Jalen hurts had 150 passing yards and pitched it to the te at the goalline twice
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The funniest thing about all of this is the fact that I made up the stat, before resealing that it could possibly be true and have happened, and remembered they pitched to the te twice in the Bucs game, so I looked it up and hurts in fact had 130 passing yards, and two tds that were of course, 1 yard pitches to the te at the goalline. Insane that reality was 20 yards less than my satirically low 150. What a trash team

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

*remembering that it could possibly be true shit

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