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Chris Berman’s fastest 3 minutes would be more fitting. Also can I get the appropriate announcers for the given time? Can I get Joe buck and Troy Aikman if I clap cheeks on a Monday night?
Would you rather A: Never be able to watch football again B: Every time you have sex, you have to hear Jim Nantz and Tony Romo commentate everything you do
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Anonymous 5w

Chris Berman should not be disrespected

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Anonymous 5w

Collinsworth and Tirico would go crazy. I can just hear Romo in my head saying “Iiiiiiiii don’t know Jim, doesn’t look like she actually finished”

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

I have ultimate respect for the man. That’s why I want him commentating on my sex life

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

Damn so the fastest 3 minutes is gonna have a whole other meaning in that instance 💀

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