Anonymous OP 1d

2014 doesn’t count cus the Seahawks threw at the 1 yard line, 2004 ring doesn’t count cus TO was playing with a hurt ankle and Mcnabb was throwing up and the Andy Reid eagles were big chokers and had no rings at the time, 2003 ring doesn’t count cus the panthers are ringless still and also tuck rule, 2001 ring doesn’t count cus Brady only had 145 yards

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Anonymous OP 1d

Now, we can take out 2017 2011 and 2007 cus Nick foles and Eli manning never had an mvp vote and they won against tom Brady who we’ve now established is in reality, ringless. 2016 doesn’t count cus cam didn’t go for the fumble, 2013 doesn’t count cus it was played in cold weather, and like no superbowls have been played in that, 2012 doesn’t count cus of the blackout obviously, 2010 doesn’t count cus they beat mike tomlin, 2009 doesn’t count cus you can’t do surprise onside kicks anymore

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Anonymous OP 1d

2008 doesn’t count cus they played the cardinals who remain ringless to this day, 2006 doesn’t count cus the bears offense choked, this makes the 2013 bowl count even less now that we’ve established a ringless Peyton manning, 2005 doesn’t count cus of bad officiating, and remember now that Big ben is now established as ringless and also a rapist 2010 counts even less, 2002 doesn’t count cus they played gruden’s old team so he knew everything about them, and also the raiders have stunk since

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Anonymous OP 1d

2000 doesn’t count cus the ravens stole all their players from the old browns and also Trent dilfer was their qb, and the other team’s offense choked hard and didn’t score, and uh, that’s every superbowl this millennium eliminated. Gonna end off here. Think I did a good job

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Anonymous OP 13h

I’m really curious why the second to last one with 08 06 13 05 and 02 is the most upvoted. Is it because the Big Ben line?

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