Option 6: I have no tools, nor actual training. However I have complete confidence in my ability to immediately adapt to an action movie fight scene based on nothing more than plagiarizing my moves from popular media and my own daydreams like that guy in Limitless

6

i have pepper spray💔

3

I have none of these but I’m built different and could take a stab wound

3

Good thing I don't live in England

3

I carry my pocket knife on me pretty much all the time so it would be a somewhat fair fight (only one of us will have pants full of shit)

2

I have mace, and if I do get stabbed (assuming I'm not incapacitated) I have emergency first aid training and could stop myself bleeding and shit

1

I keep that thang on me. As long as it’s not a complete surprise I hope I would be alright

1