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Would you rather Be able to heat up any food or drink just by holding in your hands and making microwaves noises Or Be able to charge any battery powered device by touching it and loudly making anime “power up” noises (Charges faster the longer you yell)
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Microwave hands
Charger hands
Refrigerator hands (passive)
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Anonymous 14w

Refrigerator hands would always keep your drinks and stuff cold, but every time you touch someone they say “ah!, your hands are cold!”. You however wouldn’t feel like your hands are cold

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Anonymous 14w

Charging my phone would take too long

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Anonymous 14w

for the microwave do i have to make the beeping sounds when im done

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 14w

Charger hands would be 1% the first second, 2% the second, 3% the third, for small devices like phones, but you’d have to yell louder and it would be slower for big things like car batteries

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 14w

After 10 seconds you’d have 55% battery, just to make it more practical

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 14w

Could I fry electronics with microwave hands?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 14w

I personally picked microwave hands because I’m thinking it would be really convenient to be able to boil water or cook food anywhere. Like if I’m camping I can cook my food without needing to start a fire

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 14w

I did say “food or drink” but I’m thinking it could apply to any non living thing

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 14w

No exploding hamsters with your hands

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 14w

Yeah but microwaves don’t fry electronics with heat. The microwaves they emit will transfer into heat upon contact with a surface but when they touch metal there’s a powerful electromagnetic reaction. Do I get that too?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 14w

Yeah, it’s not heat transfer it is microwaves, so think an imaginary microwave forms around whatever you are holding. Any setting on a standard microwave would be things you could consciously control for foods it cooks perfectly evenly and you would subconsciously know how long to hold it for

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 14w

Ok cool 😎

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 14w

The microwave effect stops after you stop going “mmmmmmmnnnnnrrrrnnmmmmmmggfmmmmm” but not making the beeping sounds when you’re done gives you a 10% chance of burning yourself on the foods or drink, otherwise you’re immune

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