I have an incredibly shy bladder. No matter how much I need to piss going into the restroom, if someone else is in there and either 1) there is no divider OR 2) I’m not drunk, I can’t get anything out. Stalls, dividers, booze, or room to myself is the only way to get it out.

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Use the middle, but from a meter back, so as not to crowd the other guys

9

Use the middle one and pull down my pants to establish authority

5

I've built up a habit of using the middle urinal as a power move even when all the others are open

4

Leave and find another bathroom that has an open stall. I fucking hate urinals, especially without dividers

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