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Do you wipe shit standing or sitting down
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Standing
Sitting
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Anonymous 3w

WAIT WHAT YALL ARE JOKING

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Anonymous 3w

The correct answer is squatting. You can’t get your arm as well behind your back if you’re sitting completely. Those who wipe fully sitting have the tendency to wipe back to front which is unhygienic and dangerous.

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Anonymous 3w

The correct answer is upside down on your head, legs spread as far as possible

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Anonymous 3w

I’m too fat to stand and wipe. I need the access lol. Like how can you wipe clean if you’re standing up? You would have to dig so much…..

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Anonymous 3w

I misclicked . So I’m just gonna assume everyone else did too

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Anonymous 3w

Been standing since I was first potty trained

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3w

I feel the same way you do

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 3w

Who taught you to stand? Which parent/guardian?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

I don’t really remember but my moms a hardcore drug addict so it was likely my dad

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 3w

Fully sitting, you can wipe the front and the back in one motion, front to back. And you can reach behind you to get just the back. I’ve never stood or squatted to wipe. I’m not sitting up against the tank. There’s room in front and behind me while I’m sitting. And I spread my cheeks before I sit to go so I can wipe it all up without any smearing. Standing or squatting would cause smearing

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

im not tryna get dingleberries on my wrist

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 3w

I’ve genuinely never had that happen to me

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

y’all are too comfortable sticking your hand in that toilet bowl

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 3w

You’re literally standing to wipe. Your cheeks come together and smear shit all over. You don’t get to talk. I’ve literally never touched the inside of the bowl or the water so what’s the problem

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