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You are in a trolley problem as the person tied to the one person side of the track. What do you want the person with the lever to do?
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9 upvotes, 22 comments. Yik Yak poll by Anonymous in OnlyPolls. "You are in a trolley problem as the person tied to the one person side of the track. What do you want the person with the lever to do?"
Push the lever and kill you
Do nothing and kill 5 others
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Anonymous 9w

Perfect scenario. I never suffer again, the person who killed me did the right thing, quick and painless, my sacrifice is immediately and substantially justified. I need to hang out on more trolley tracks

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Anonymous 9w

I was already gonna kill the 5 people, why interfere with fate?

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Anonymous 9w

WHAT R THESE RESPONSES I HAD MORE FAITH IN YALL

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Anonymous 9w

if i kill the other five people i have to live with regret and shame but if i let them live they get to watch my severed corpse piss and shit itself which can happen under no circumstances

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Anonymous 9w

The choice would be hard in the moment because I don’t want to die, but I think I’d make the right choice and ask for the lever to be pulled

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Anonymous 9w

I be like “hellll naaaa”

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Anonymous 9w

Kill me. I’ll get a bench in my honor or something and I don’t have to keep living on this planet. No downsides.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 9w

*It omg

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 9w

LMAO. I WAS LIKE “HUHHH????”

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 9w

Lol yeah it was a typo

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 9w

It’s a pretty simple fact that people don’t want to die. Not sure what’s surprising. Most of the 41% are also lying bc they think it’s the right thing to say, not bc that’s what they would actually want.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

This ^

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

ofc ppl dont want to die & i dont expect them to😭 idk i picked that option not bc i want to die ofc but bc i dont think id be able to live w myself if i chose the other option & made all those ppls loved ones suffer & go through all that pain & grief when i could have easily saved them. i think the guilt would kill me & life after that wouldnt be much worth living anyway

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 9w

(Its gonna happen when you die regardless)

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 9w

i know but i’d rather it be when im like already old and incontinent and stuff

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 8w

"Perfect scenario. I never suffer again" lmaooooooo

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 8w

You wouldn't be able to live with yourself if a trolley ran over you either

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 8w

exactly bc i would be dead🙂‍↕️

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 8w

Congrats on getting the joke

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 8w

THANK U U SHOULD THROW A PARTY FOR ME THIS IS MY FIRST TIME😊😊😊😊😊

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 8w

I’m guessing that would be your first party as well.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 8w

how could u tell😔 i dont give "life of the party" energy??😔

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