Nice try aliens, some of us can’t be bought

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I wouldn’t really sell out humanity however if I have governorship of earth and presumably access to alien technology I could probably make life better for people, assuming these aren’t like evil fucked up aliens. Could create a better system of global food distribution to end famine, have total equal treatment for curable diseases, and construct new infrastructure in a sustainable way while preserving natural ecosystems.

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I’ll show you exactly why the stars were never meant for you to conquer

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The alien: “Excited to see me?” The Glock in my pocket: 🍆

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They’re all a trap.

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To be shown the depths of the universe firsthand. To know the true extent of how far life has reached. To know what our galaxy looks like from above. To see every star.

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