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If you had to run through a crowd completely naked, what would you be doing with your hands?

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Cover genitals

Cover face

Flail arms (psychosis excuse)

356 votes

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Anonymous 4w

Secure boobs because Id be RUNNING. Gotta optimize aerodynamics. Can’t run without good support.

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Anonymous 4w

Arms at my side, relaxed, swaying with the natural motion of my stride. I would not run, I would walk, nay, I would strut

16

Anonymous 4w

No tattoos, no obvious birth marks, shaved head, face covered easy

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Anonymous 4w

wait lowkey covering face is smart as hell

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Anonymous 3w

Have to secure my stuff can’t run with them flailing

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Anonymous

#1 4w

Even makeup can hide tattoos and birthmarks.

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Anonymous

#1 4w

Good point

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Anonymous

#2 3w

Exaggerated swagger

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Anonymous

#7 3w

I’m genuinely surprised nobody has commented “stroking my shit” or something along those lines. Proud of you all!

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