This is me trying to watch any show on a streaming service with ads. The moment the ad break hits I reach for my phone to distract myself only to realize it’s in my hand already

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Am I cooked , I had to read this sentence three times to understand

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one time i was on a call with someone (on my phone) and talking about hanging out and i said “hold on let me find my phone” and actually looked around. I WAS ON THE PHONE

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