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dr_stupid

 Assuming they survive that long, teddy bears retire when you _______
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graduate college
get married
have children
get social security payments
get buried, cremated or taxidermied
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Anonymous 3w

Have kids because they get passed on but really never

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Anonymous 3w

Want them to

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Anonymous 2w

None of the above. If I die they get donated and start a new life with someone else until they fall apart.

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Anonymous 3w

Go to middle school

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 3w

Bro huhhhh- do you have no joy?

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 3w

They’re stuffed animals. Shouldn’t be playing with those past elementary school

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 3w

Says who? Why not? Why can’t I have my little fuzzy friend? Be a free thinker. Reject social standards. Bring your squish to work. 🥰

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 3w

Source: I brought my huge squishmallow cow (that I’ve had for over 8 years now) everyday when I worked at Deloitte. The office loved him and my coworkers would make him little hats out of paper.

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