“This month’s rent is on me”

59

Also “here, have a billion dollars for free”

25

“Your test came back negative” 💀

24

I apologize

15

I say/get “thank you” hundreds of times a day at my customer service job, which is very nice, but at a certain point it starts to feel like something meaningless and said by default. Also I have to say “you’re welcome” back and it’s tiring. Maybe I’m just not personable enough and should quit

13

Penis poll penis poll penis poll

4

This poll proves people need just need a damn hug once in a while 🫂

3

I love you but not just from my mom

1