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If every human had one of these “lifetime stats” above their head, which would you want the most?

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Net worth

Body count (sexual partners)

Fight record (Wins/ losses)

Body count (murders)

Hours slept last night

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Anonymous 3w

I feel like anything but hours of sleep creates a really negative cycle. People would flock to those with money. People dislike ppl with high body counts. Fight record would leave people lonely or scared. Body counts in murders would be kinda good? Hours of sleep I can see being positive such that we could encourage people to get a high number of sleep hours last night as a gamification measure which could help to enforce a positive sleep schedule.

Anonymous 3w

As someone who works in retail, hours slept would genuinely be so helpful, both in getting people to cut me some slack and in predicting which customers want small talk and which just want to place their order and get back to their lives

Anonymous 3w

Body count (murders) would be a pretty good public disincentive. It’s quite literally hanging over your head even if you tried to grab a coffee.

Anonymous 3w

Hours of sleep would be pretty helpful since I’m always asked why I look tired

Anonymous

spiral_furry 3w

Murders could be good tho. Not all people agree with the body count thing. And it’s net worth. So it includes debt

Anonymous

#2 3w

Also reduces a lot of mistrials / people that get falsely accused and convicted for life

Anonymous

#2 3w

right. the only time I could see it causing problems is someone who’s killed in self defense having a hard time getting a job or veterans who have a high count. but there probably aren’t as many cases of that as criminal murders. and do accidental murders count? ex: if you caused a wreck, or if you’re alex baldwin

Anonymous

#4 3w

Ooh that’s a good point. Maybe have an appeal process where people can have their count expunged if it was accidental / self defense? But then becomes dubious if a court doesn’t believe you.