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Hey so uhhh. We don’t have to rev our engines in front of houses (it don’t make your dick bigger.)

3431 upvotes, 43 comments. Yik Yak image post by Anonymous in Red Flags. "Hey so uhhh. We don’t have to rev our engines in front of houses (it don’t make your dick bigger.)"

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Anonymous 19h

Clearly you’ve never heard a V12

Anonymous 15h

I HATE IT SO MUCH ISTG ITS THE GAYEST THING LIKE MOST GIRLS HATE TS UR JUST ATTRACTING MEN BRO 😭😭😭

Anonymous 14h

It makes it even smaller

Anonymous 15h

If I revved my engine my shitbox would explode ngl

Anonymous 17h

I love seeing all the downvotes on the car bootlickers here.

Anonymous 14h

Doesn’t make us wet either

Anonymous 12h

I like to rev my car, but there is a time and place for that

Anonymous 13h

Wait it does make their dick bigger tho

Anonymous 12h

called the non emergency line of the police the other night cuz some asshole was revving his car for FORTY FIVE MINUTES at 3 am. i’m usually used to it cuz I live next to a busy road, but like I could tell that this dude was literally just like parked, revving his car. like mf no, we’re not doing that.

Anonymous 10h

Testing. I’ll update you. 👊💪

Anonymous 8h

some of them sound good 💔💔

Anonymous 7h

In a world where everyone wants attention, the best thing you can do is not give it to them. Alternatively they’re not doing it for you, they’re doing it for themselves. Moral: Nobody is the center of the universe, and a moment is seconds away from being a forgotten.

Anonymous 7h

i only like it when the motorcycle riders do it 🤤

Anonymous 5h

Nah that shit IS sexy. Keep doing it

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Anonymous

#4 18h

I HAVE, IT DOESNT CHANGE THE FACT THAT IM TRYING TO SLEEP

Anonymous

#4 18h

Would be fine, but it’s usually a clapped Altima😂

Anonymous 17h

- Posted by a man

Anonymous 17h

This why you single

Anonymous

#12 17h

Im not a man 🥲

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Anonymous

#9 17h

Then why u lying

Anonymous

#12 16h

I would never lie!

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Anonymous 16h

it’s okay queen i agree with you

Anonymous

#9 16h

Yes you would

Anonymous 16h

Bombastic side eye

Anonymous

#14 16h

Only about drugs

Anonymous

#14 15h

Anonymous 15h

Yeah maybe to 5.7 inches

Anonymous

#4 15h

Don’t get me started on a Gintani SJV!! Aaaaahhhhh

Anonymous

#4 12h

Genuinely fuck you.

Anonymous

#24 12h

Did they actually help?

Anonymous

#20 12h

In fact I dry right up and start praying they wrap their vehicle around a really strong tree

Anonymous

#25 10h

crazy to essentially wish death upon someone who appreciates cars, arguably one of the most influential and amazing inventions of humankind, something that I understand you will never be able to fully appreciate. but if your boyfriend had a nice car, it would be a different story. Just like my girlfriend who simply loves going for rides in mine.

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Anonymous

#22 10h

😘

Anonymous

#7 9h

Cars can be cool, just don’t try to make your car sound like a rocket ship at 3am when the world is sleeping, I’m not a huge fan of the needlessly loud cars but I do respect that

Anonymous

#22 9h

yes the SECOND i hung up the car went silent lol

Anonymous

#7 9h

This comment is stupid as hell, but at least you reminded me to take a second and be grateful that I’m a lesbian. I’ve never dated a car obsessed loser and never will

Anonymous

#25 8h

and i’m glad you aren’t procreating! everybody has their own interests, you’re just negative! no offspring for you.

Anonymous

#7 8h

I’m all for everyone having their own interests, but revving a loud engine in public is literally antisocial behavior because you’re annoying a bunch of people for your own pleasure. It’s linked to sadism and psychopathy (J. Schermer 2023). Disliking that behavior isn’t being negative, it’s being prosocial. But I understand you’ll never fully grasp that.

Anonymous

#25 8h

i’m def not the type of driver you have in mind, but my car is loud and i like to drive it fast. i do not sit at reds and burn thru gas. i DO take off from time to time and its loud. low miles per gallon, high smiles per gallon. i understand the sentiment but you are correct, we will obv never agree bc that would require you to apprec cars the same way i do. still, id argue your comment ab wanting ppl like myself to wrap their car around a tree is equally if not more antisocial

Anonymous

#7 8h

It’s not, because it has no impact on reality. Driving an excessively loud car disturbs other people, which is an effect on reality. Me silently wishing that someone totals their car causes less material harm than their actions that led me to wish that. Also not sure why you jumped straight to wishing death upon strangers back there.

Anonymous

#25 8h

wrapping a car around a tree has the implication of death, you may want to look up some images. and even though everyone on here is just numbers and words, real people are reading this, so it’s not necessarily silent, despite you not saying anything aloud. i’m all done tn, genuinely wish you the best

Anonymous

#17 6h

REALLY?? AND I WAS JUST GONNA DO IT FOR MY OWN JOY AND HAPPINESS

Anonymous

#31 5h

Yeah being a stupid selfish piece of shit that makes everyone’s life worse for fun is soooo sexy