I had a a shirtless man, his friend, and some random girl go stumbling out of one of my resident’s room while holding a large bottle of alcohol, knock something over in the lobby, go running down the street still shirtless and holding said alcohol, and jump at some poor guy’s car as he drove by them.

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A literal dumpster was on fire

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My residents who never locked their door and let everyone come into their room had someone piss into one of their clothes drawer

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My resident gave herself a nipple piercing WITH A PAPER CLIP and was bleeding EVERYWHERE

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I had to respond to a welfare check because one of the residents had fallen asleep and their mom was trying to get in contact with them for three hours to take them home for break. Like she was knocking on their door and everything and this kid was just sound asleep.

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