Context: after scuba diving my ears feel full and my legs were numb the other day “Oh yeah I got injured too, we think I have a mild concussion from hitting my head”… um no, no you don’t. If you even THOUGHT you had one you’d be in the hospital bc you supposedly got one while playing basketball ball. *says they’re too sick to practice and then parties* “I swam with the largest tagged shark” (I could literally track the shark- wasn’t even close to us)