roommate has made a habit of storming out of the house and not locking the door even though they're leaving for multiple days at a time. if i get idaho-four'd because of this bitch i'm haunting this whole uni
Ngl you should prank her, and tell her this is what happens when you have a habit of not locking doors
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Anonymous2w
Nah fr I made that same joke last year😭 my roommate left the patio door open and we lived on the first floor!! I woke up and the wind blew it wide open
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Anonymous#22w
prank her how? i'm intrigued
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AnonymousOP2w
Get some fake blood and make it seem like someone broke in and leave the door cracked open before she comes home, idk if yall are cool like that too be playing tho😭 but that’s so unsafe so u have to do something, she’s a liability
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Anonymous#22w
this is objectively the funniest course of action, however, she leaves for days at a time and it is completely unpredictable when she will be home. otherwise i would absolutely fake my death
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AnonymousOP2w
😂😂😂😂😂, or you can call her hysterically crying and asking if she left the door open again and that the place got raided or something instead of doing it in person