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Y’all. I brought my girlfriend over (I am a lesbian) and my roommate who is a girl went “ew no. Where’s my bible” my girlfriend then went “I’ll help you find it; you need a lesson on kindness and when to shut up” and when I tell you I died laughing
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Anonymous 4w

and everyone clapped

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Anonymous 4w

ts did not happen 😭

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Anonymous 4w

Me when I lie

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Anonymous 4w

and then I started laughing and slapping my belly. And then farting. Hohoho, ogghhh I’m so gassy…

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Anonymous 4w

I’ll take things that didn’t happen for 500

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Anonymous 4w

She’s the one!

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Anonymous 4w

Period

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Anonymous 4w

😂😂😂😂

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

Nah deadass 😭 “where’s my bible”

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Anonymous 4w

Bro tryna sneak in the fantasy in their mind thinking we wouldn’t notice

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 4w

no i had a roommate like this, bible covers and everything it happens

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 4w

Bibles hurt btw.

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 4w

On deriod

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 4w

i believe the bible part, the cornball ass comeback didnt happen

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