Official roommate complaint from dr suess himself

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THE FUNK, GUNK AMD EVERYTHING THAT STUNK PART GOT ME

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LMFAOO NEVER IN MY 18 YEARS HAVE I HEARD THAT SHIT

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post of the year right here

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Tell them to tone down the anal or start eating more fiber before anal sex

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i say 10 cans of bounce dat ass all the time omgggg this entire post is hilarious

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Girl either he doesn’t shower, she doesn’t shower or they’re having rough anal without prepping

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Girl this funny asf I love you😭😭

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Dude I’m totally adding Funk, Gunk and everything that Stunk to my vocabulary now, ts had me giggling

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I'm fucking crine, this is art

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holy shit

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bros vocabulary is so juicy

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Lmao this is my favorite post in a while.

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She’s been w him so often she doesn’t smell it anymore ??

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😂

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why are we rhyming LMAO

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ten cans of bounce that ass😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

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damn I think the OPs name is candy because they just spit some BARS

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Boy smell particles

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Tin* cans

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oh i’m cackling

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