Me when I see my roommate finish a bag of chips and stuff the wrapper down in the crevice between their bed and the wall:

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amen bc wdym you dont know how to shop for groceries?

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me when my roommate poured a can of Pepsi into my lucky Bamboo plant which slowly killed it over the course of two weeks:

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fr like why do you have no job no license no plan for anything…always trifling w us too…at the ripe age of 21. ?😀

15

Me when my roommate put foil in the microwave and housing tried to charge us $300 for a replacement:

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Me when someone from the suite above ours would constantly pour yellow liquid out the window but not far enough away from the building so it would run down our window and get it dirty:

12

Rt

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Shoutout to my roommates parents that raised them right

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me when my roommate leaves trash all over the apartment and says she’ll clean it up later (for the past week)

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Me when I see my roommate lay on his bed while wearing his shoes:

6

Me when I found out students were having orgies in the dorm somewhere on the second floor and nobody bothered to invite me:

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