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Roommate Rants 1d
Asked my roommate nicely to cover her mouth when she coughs, instead she is coming over to my bed and coughing every time she needs to cough and slamming the doors 🫩
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Anonymous 1d

Report her for biochemical warfare fr

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Anonymous 1d

Tie her down between two elevated surfaces, with her back on one and her calves on the other, then jump on her femur like a trampoline maybe?

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Anonymous 1d

I would spin her mf jaw!!!! WTAF?!?!

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Anonymous 1d

literally my rm is constantly hacking coughing sneezing and it’s so gross like imagine the kid in elementary school with the boogers hanging out the nose gross

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Anonymous 23h

this only funny cuz it’s not me

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

It is actually considered assault/battery depending on the state

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Anonymous replying to -> amethyst_popping_bottles 1d

I think the person has be contagious (or you reasonably believe them to be thus the cough putting you in harm) for it to be prosecutable but it would be hilarious to scare the crap out of them by threatening it

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

Oh absolutely

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1d

Do we have the same rm 😟

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