I’m sorry I’m not allowed to have friends over during the week bc I don’t want you bringing your tinder dates back here??? Sorry you feel the need to meet men for the first time by having them over but personally I don’t feel safe!
Yeah that’s one of those weird hypocritical rules I tend to recommend you just ignore and when they try to confront you you just say “if you’re allowed to bring home random men from Tinder I’m allowed to have friends over”